If you pick them they might come...ask Eli

Okay, like my colleague i will be blogging throughout the draft. Not that anyone cares...


First off may i extend a very happy birthday to my favorite mutt Jessica Alba, even she enjoys a little pig skin






Alright.,..now it's time to ask ourselves this:


Is JaMarcus Russell or Brady Quinn the next Ryan Leaf or Akili Smith?
Is Paul Posluszny the next Brian Bosworth? ( He doesn't have that much Moxy)
Will there ever be another Lawrence Philips? (God i hope so)
Will the Penn State RB (Blair Thomas, Ki-Jana Carter, Curtis Enis) Curse turn on LB's(Paul Posluszny, Tim Shaw Too?
Who will fuck up by playing it safe and taking a Lineman at the wrong spot? (Excludes Joe Thomas, Levi Brown, and maybe Joe Staley)


Here We Go...

Raiders....Jamarcus Russell...Well even though spell check doesn't recognize him, you certainly do...May i extend a thank you on behalf of Calvin Johnson and Brady Quinn's family for not ruining their careers before the start. (Summarized: Anti-Climactic)

Draft Day Hats: A Luxurious Trucker Hat

Roger Watch....Very nice 1st photo op....even though standing next to Russell he looked a little insignificant

Lions....Calvin Johnson....although the Lions haven't picked him yet...it's an addiction. WR's are their Meth. I don't have to wait for Lindsay Lohan to pick Coke to know that she will pick Coke...ya see? (Just for a reminder: Mike Williams, Roy Williams, Charles Rodgers, (Summarized: Typical)

-I hate when they take the whole 15 mins, especially when they trade it....gets my blood boilin'

-Does anyone else think that Under Armour commercials are tacky?

Browns...1) Brady Quinn is much to handsome to downgrade to brown 2) I don't wanna see Brady Quinn become the next Tim Couch 3) The Blonde that's with him is smoking. .....JOE THOMAS....NICELY DONE...This guy has probowl potential, not to mention this guy is billy badass (i mean it's documented that he would hunt a boilermaker) He is a Tony Boselli and John Runyan Type. Although the crowd at Radio City was yelling "Cleveland Sucks" that may be true in general, but not for this pick. (Summarized: Surprise)

-You know in 20 years Brady Quinn is going to kiss Suzy Kobler...if he hasn't already...they are really close in that interview.


-I like Mel Kiper i hate Chris Berman...sorry

-I think that this 15 minute business is bull

-What's the over under for the first D pick.

lak says 5 and a half...he's off by 1 and a half

Buccaneers...Gains Adams...Well i have always associated the Buccs with D...it's a good pick i guess...only time will tell (Summarized: Associative)

-You know Sean Salisbury once had a Christmas Tree shaved in the back of his head

Roger Watch...Where are you Goodell

Cardinals...well Joe Thomas is gone..and Levi Brown could have a stroke and still limit the cardinals sacks to half of last years total. Everyone knew that Quinn wasn't going to Phoenix and if you were smart you would realize that Peterson is the Athlete who wants to be like Caddy Williams in TB. (Summarized: Needed)

Redskins....don't they ever want a household name behind center?...LaRon Landry...the next Roy Williams...can hit like no other...but it looks like that the redskins will have to always have 5 DB's on the field to cover the long ball (Summarized: Quarterback?)

Roger Watch....A little shaky on the LaRon announcement

Vikings...I'd like to see them get Robert Smith type in regards to productivity. which i believe Adrian Peterson is...Yup...he might have fallen but so did randy moss...and Peterson has more worth than Moss not to mention integrity (Summarized: Ideal)

By they way that cutie on Quinn's Arm is Lindy Slinger...Soccer Player on Miami (Ohio)...GF of 5 years...Here ya go stalkers http://muredhawks.cstv.com/sports/w-soccer/mtt/slinger_lindy00.html

Brady Remember what Big Ben Did after Dropping...and he went to your GF's Alma Mater...Love Triangle?

Petrino's...er...i mean Falcons....ok i thought we were all set up for Okoye then Quinn at Miami...but it looks like Petrino knows better and avoids the sudo-Louisville Nepotism and gets the guy who hasn't proved himself fully and could be a pro-bowler. (Summarized: where is the love?)

God damnit...these fucking Under Armour commercials suck...this is the fifth time i have seen it....you can almost smell the money that spurrier got this commercial.

Dolphins...ok with 12 mins left they haven't come running up with their pick which hopefully means they are entertaining some trade opportunities...Ted Ginn Jr....Oh My....WOW....Okay...well the last thing Miami needs is a Franchise QB...C'mon...Blondie needs some sun (Summarized: Ridiculous)

Texans....Well apparently Houston likes Defense...so Okoye.....the right pick...you know it, i know it... at least he can learn from all the other Defensive draft picks....(Summarized: Awesome)

Roger Watch...Takes the Quinn family into a special room that has no media entry...good guy move

49ers....with a major offensive picking movement the last couple of years...they go out and Take one of the best D players in the draft with Patrick Willis..i am not sure other than the rams who could use this guy more...(Summarized: I like Defense)

Bills...Well he's not yet developed the flair of Wills McGehee ...Marshawn Lynch will do for the bills. But you gotta feel sorry for a guy going from sunny cal to a place where it never gets over 80 degrees and rains 37 inches a year and 97 inches of snow a year...that's over 8 feet...wow.

Rams....WHY NOT TAKE QUINN? JESUS...what is with you and the Nebraska D-End? Adam Carriker...good player blah blah....he's not going to bring you what you need....this is so retarded. You need to take the best player available no matter what. (Summarized: No Balls)

Panthers...14th and 199 overall for the jets picks 25, 59, 164 overall (Summarized: Interesting)

Jets: Mel Kiper thinks that the golden boy won't follow in Broadway's footsteps, and i tend to agree...i still can't get over the Rams not taking him. Darrelle Revis CB...i don't even think he's the best defensive player on that pitt team...oh well that's why i don't have the authority to give up useless 5th rounders because according to this situation 5th rounders must not be worth shit...click clack...damnit steve spurrier (Summarized: Over Anxious)

Steelers: Well my cohort and i thought it would possibly be Paul Posluszny from Penn State potentially participating in Pittsburgh, but turns out they replace Porter with Lawrence Timmons...well can't blame them i guess. Side Note: No Cowher in the War Room, first time in 15 years...let's hope this kid Timmons doesn't wind up like FSU's last season. (Summarized: Rare Pick)

Suzy Kolbler reporting that the possibility of Cleveland moving up (Somehow) to get Quinn...If they Do and pick twice with in 15 first round picks it will be unprecedented. Not to mention that the Browns have nothing to offer.

Pack Attack....Wow...Justin Harrell DT. Tenn. Is their no sanity left in this League? Granted that the top needs as described by Steve Young for the Packers is WR, TE, O-Line, and other Offensive Players...Steve Young is upset. (Summarized: Retarded)

Roger Watch...Trade Announcement, good job goodell

Jags: Trade 17 overall for alot 21, 86, 198...5 spaces for a whole lot

Broncos: Jarvis Moss DE FLA....well, just another good D player for Bronco's...they definitely didn't need the qb...so...is it worth that much....in the short run: maybe (Summarized: Thug)

Bengals: they need some community work, how about a guy who do it without getting arrested. Leon Hall DB Mich. a Value Pick says Kipe...well i will take his word for it. I hope Cleveland's new policy of a thorough-background check piss test has be added before the draft (Summarized: Underrated)

These Teams are taking forever...

Titans....Saftey from Texas Michael Griffin...That's pretty comparable to getting a LB from Penn State...i'll allow it...may i welcome with this move Eric Frampton from Wash State to the Top 10 S's Board on ESPN's Draft Tracker. (Summarized: Wide Receivers?)

Giants...Well they need someone to protect Eli's Blindside. Also known as the manning family ego...but they go with a guy to help get Eli the ball back in Aaron Ross CB Texas...nice choice, i just saw him annihilate a Sooner. (Summarized: Steve Young likes it, i do to)

- I just noticed the Idaho had as many people declared for the draft as Illinois. hmm i don't think that a WAC school should match at Big 10 School in anyway.

Roger Watch...With the 21st Pick, With the 21st pick, c'mon Rodg...this is already a long draft.

Jags: A Random Safety...DB's are going wild...Reggie Nelson S Florida...Normal pick for this time in the draft. (Summarized: The Usual)

Cowboys...Trade to Cleveland....oh wow...here we go 22nd pick for 36 pick and first round pick in 2008...good trade.

Browns...Brady Quinn....Finally...holy crap Cleveland Now Rocks (Summarized: Amazing)

Chiefs...Kipe said they need Line help so they go with Dwayne Bowe out of LSU a Reciever...that's about right...Go Get'em Kipe (Summarized: Big Receiver, May need to learn the Guard Position)

Why has Staley not been taken? Apparently Large Lineman who move like Olympic Hurdlers aren't very attractive to teams that need linemen.

-Sidenote i love Jaws' segways.

My Colleague and i are looking for New England grabbing a LB or Two...Love to see Paul P. go here. We think he is a potential leader at this level.

Pats: Brandon Meriweather S. Out of Miami...Good Player, but a better fit for the troublesome Cincy...you know those boys gotta stay together. (Summarized: Not much to get into in New England)

Panthers: LB Jon Beason another Miami Alum...assuming these players did graduate..anyone familiar with the APR? (Summarized: I agree with Lak...Boring)

Eagles..Trade with Dallas...26th overall for a 2nd, 3rd and 5th rounder

Cowboys...Anthony Spencer DE Purdue...Cowboys fans don't like him...but they will when he breaks Jason Campbells Clavicle (Summarized: Over Dramatic)

You know if this was a fantasy draft some ass would have taken Mason Crosby (K, Colorado) by now...

Saints...With the loss of Joe Horn the Saints get a steal with Robert Meachem from Tenn. Meachem will take the position of Wide out for New Orleans. Summarize: Dropped To Far, Good Pick)

Meanwhile people else where are going around in circles. (Nascar on ESPN 2)

Pats...Trade 2nd First round pick with the 9ers...Chris Mortenson is Explaining the needs of the 9ers, i, uninterested continue to look for pictures of Jessica Alba and Football...

49ers...about time, Joe Staley OT Central Mich....Good Player, taken a little late...the dude was a sprinter in HS...jesus...over 6 and half feet tall and 305...he might be one of the bastard offspring of Bill Brasky...Do you know Bill Brasky (Summarized: Finally)

I think next year we are going to have a doctor on hand to check my sanity as this extremely long first round continues to get longer every year.

Ravens...Ben Grubbs G Auburn...First Guard taken..Kipe says he's great at pulling out...Ladies! (Summarized: Don't Care)

Chargers...I have a feeling they are getting Olsen out of Miami..Easily the best TE available...Even though Miami has \ been fighting rather then Winning they are still producing good players. Okay so they go with Craig Davis WR out of LSU...well Jamarcus's talent has definitely helped the LSU receivers too! or is it Vice Versa?

Da Bears...Ok...so i was one off...Good Player, they need receptions...Hopefully Grossman can get it to him (Summarized: Lucky)

Champs...Ok...at this point i have no idea who the Colts are going to take, it wouldn't surprise me who they picked or if they trade it, but whomever they get, that person should count their blessings, keep their head down and win a ring or two. Anthony Gonzalez....OSU...At least he has no chance of losing to a florida team. A nice replacement for Stoakley, Peyton will like him, i do to (Summarized: Done)


This just in the longest 1st round in the history of the NFL Draft...Awesome

Okay i am out, i left those of you who made it all the way through with a nice little football video..



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