On The Rubber

So i was watching on tv and this girl comes on and talks about how she met a baseball player a couple of weekends ago. Apparently he's a Relief Pitcher for a professional ball club and he's a little freaky. My GF (Who is a little Naive about sports, she's an Art Major) asks me how he could be that way. I replied just because they are in the limelight doesn't mean they are not humans like you and me. he has every right to be an idiot.

Anyway, when this girl asked how she should keep the interest of said ballplayer i thought to myself it's simple "Go as-long as you can w/o fucking him" Simple enough. You keep the vagina from the guy who thinks he can get whatever he wants when he wants.

I am sure he's a nice guy, but i have been around elite athletes before and these guys have ego's like you wouldn't believe. Besides women, they think they are god's gift to every sport...and then i kicked their ass at ping pong.

Electric Turbo